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Yo mama so fat, if she was bricks she'd be a housing project. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway "You cant have a brother or a sister "Why? Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada your mama so fat she aint got cellulite she got celluheavy Some people trade tit for tat, yo mama so fat she traded fit for fat Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars.
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Yo mama's so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes. Yo momma so fat, they call her the "Great Shoe-dini" because she can turn high heels into flip flops. Yo momma is so fat she shits lard Yo momma her porta potty is bigger than my house Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution!
Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch. Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them Yo mama so fat she's the reason African kids are starving your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away.
Yo mamma so fat even penguins are jealous of the way she waddles.
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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L. Yo momma so fat she downloads cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Your mother is so fat, its illegal for her to skydive because the world only needs one grand canyon.
Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to work in the morning is the front door Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat airplanes get turbulence warnings when she farts.
Yo mama so fat when she bunge jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat, when she bends over, helicopters think her butt's a landing pad Yo momma so fat she masturbates to cook books Yo momma so fat she went to Hollister and the manager told her to leave cause none of the clothes could fit her. Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator your mamma so fat that when she went skydiving people thought she was a hot air balloon.
Yo mama so fat when her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters Yo momma so fat she thought the f on the dash board stand for food. Yo mommas so fat she uses a whole stick of deodorant on half an armpit. Yo mama so fat when she farted in the Gulf of Mexico it caused Hurricane Katrina Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo Mama So Fat That everyone is extremely concerned for her health and hopes she gets better. Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo Momma's so huge, she looked at the Empire State Building, and said, "Hey look! A Barbie Dream House! Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mamma so fat, she doesnt need a passport, cause she's already there.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she hasn't seen her waistline since 85 yo mama so fat that her new years resolution was to see her feet. Yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on her diet pills Yo mamas sooooo fat she didnt need to take a flight she was already in China.
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Yo mama so fat she has to pull her pants down to get into her pockets Your mum so fat when she used a vibrater she made the whole world shake. Yo mama so fat she went cow tipping and got pushed over Yo mama so fat, that in the summer, she sells her own shade. Yo mama so fat, her fingers are too fat for the iPad. Yo momma so fat, Costco had to start charging her for samples.
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